Wednesday, July 30, 2008

What would you do

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed
her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist
and buys a pregnancy test. The test is positive Shouting, swearing, crying,
the mother says,
"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an
hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father
and the mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your
daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retailtores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a
$2,000,000 bank account."

He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive
a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained
silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck
her again..."

What I would have done? See here

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1 Seriuosly unfunny responses:

Funny Videos said...

That is very Funny. I sooo like it. Great post. Keep it up dude.

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