Happy Feet

A man drives into a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks the driver what he's up to with the two penguins on his back seat. The driver had asked himself that same question but he wouldn't know what to do. Clerk: "You should take them to the zoo". The man thinks this is a good idea and drives away.

The next day he arrives at that same gas station. Clerk: "I thought you would take them to the zoo!". Driver: "Yes, we had a swell day yesterday. Today I'm taking them to the beach".


You think that was seriously unfunny? This one's worse!