Hangover in church

A young man was sobering up from the night before and sitting through the Sunday sermon, hefound it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The pastor has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and he is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.

He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand." The whole room stands up except, of course the young man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!" Then weary catching only the last part he groggily stands up, only to find that he is the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"


You think that was seriously unfunny? This one's worse!